STUPID OUTFITS! Where's Gorby? I wanna show him my Halloween costume! Ruff Ruff! In some countries it's classy to eat pineapple with underwear on your head! My parents think it's funny that I'm cranky because of teething! Grrrr! The party girl gets wild on her 6 month birthday! Yee-ha! I can't see what's on my head, but I'm sure it's making me look stupid... Just another day, just another silly outfit - I'm used to it... *sigh* Yes, my head is apparently the same size as a large grapefruit! Mom and Dad call me their Monkey Baby - now I've got one too! Get my stylist on the phone and tell them they're fired, dammit! I'm too sexy for this outfit, too sexy by far... Who's the @#%? puppetmaster making me dance like an idiot?? Superbaby saves the day... Help! My arms are stuck in my cape! Oh great, I look like Little Bo Friggin' Peep!! No! No! I don't wanna play the stupid Arabian Sheik! Who wants a baby that looks like Art Garfunkel?? Oh yeah, like a kimono goes with Winnie the Pooh boots...